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Living on the Adkins Diet? Eating all protein and no carbs? Here's a piece of comic relief. Horseback riders and other outdoor enthusiasts may identify with this dietary strategy.

The shower at the Bates Motel is heading for forensics and a change of regime is needed to prepare for League One. Maybe it's time for the Adkins diet.