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"Although I haven’t been in my parents’ basement since Christmas, I'm certain there are, right now, at least 25 boxes of Barilla pasta, 30 cans of San Marzano tomatoes, 5 cases of bottled water, a dozen boxes of cereal, a half a wheel of Reggiano-Parmigiano cheese, 10 gallons of olive oil, and 20 cans of cannelini beans."
Look, I get it. You havent eaten an English Muffin since Clinton was president, you only eat frosted mini wheats in your dreams, and you linger on those Barilla pasta commercials to live vicariously through swarthy Italians swirling sauce-laden spaghetti on forks. Youre on Atkins. OK. Youre not on ATKINS. You just eat low carb. Fine. The...
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