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You've probably heard that Chicken Little's dire predictions may be coming true. One of the United States' spy satellites has lost power and propulsion and, therefore, its ability to remain in orbit.
Article details the winter in Japan - the same one which brought snow to Baghdad, heavy snow to Jerusalem, disaster to *southern* China, etc. In other news, owl gore and the chicken littles are currently in hiding.
Gee if the Iraqi economy gets any better they may start to scare our chicken little Wall St investors we seem to have in this country. Our stock market plunges because of rumors of Warren Buffett passing gas.
Americans acknowledge "The sky is falling." We, the people must unite and take our country back. Democrats must choose the most desirable candidate. The best candidate is defined as the one who can win the White House. The Top Three are fine; perhaps, not as good as, they could be, but they will do the job. Dennis Kucinich, for many is ideal. His p
Call me a Luddite. Call me an ostrich. Call me delusional. Just please, stop calling me up, mailing me propaganda, and bombarding my news with Chicken Little-esque reports of global warming. This is no longer a secret that needs to be leaked immediately!