He was retarded drunk. He was wearing a nice sweater the was form fitting around his monumental "30-pack" abs. The ensemble was completed with a pair of red slacks, which, at this point, were torn from his asshole to his crotch as his legs likely flopped open into the slouched, spread-eagle position as he fell back into the easy-chair...Wow.

The eagle-eye enthusiasts at the Neowin.net forums have spotted an interesting product listed in Future Shop’s, a leading technology retailer in Canada, catalog. “Microsoft Windows Vista Plus Pack (PC)”.

Details just in of the store update for the PlayStation Network. The UK gets the new Motorstorm Eagle's Nest and Diamondback Speedway track pack, and a couple of PlayStation 1 games. The U.S.A gets a little DLC for Rock Band, and Japan already has the Yakuza 3 demos.

Eagles scare the Pats, the ageless wonder leads the Pack into showdown with the Cowboys, Hester breaks more records and the Steelers win a sloppy.

Check out the Walmart 2 for 1 Teen Torture Pack. When you purchase a set of Mitt Romeny Teen Torture Nipple Clamps, you will receive a free copy of The Eagles’ new album “Long Road out of Eden.”