David "Dave" Barry (born July 3, 1947) is a bestselling American author and Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist who wrote a nationally syndicated column for the The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels.

Do you struggle with weight loss? Some days, you feel gung-ho. You re ready to eat salad and chicken all day long, forsaking desserts for good. Other days, you feel completely hopeless. You think, quot;why bother? quot; as you reach to open a bag of cookies.

Between random uncited quotes from rock history, apocalyptic Bible references and unmitigated live-blogging, this guy affectionately refers to Georgie Sr. as "Bush Daddy". Sounds like an awkward love-making position. This article or whatever it is underlines the truth, in both big cities and on the net: there is ALWAYS someone crazier than you!

Quoting, "We see continued good times ahead for meat eaters and Tyson alike. Tyson's outlook is tough to call no doubt, due to the volatile price of proteins. Analysts are generally forecasting a tame long-term growth rate, but Wall Street Greek believes food prices are now impacted by secular factors, not seasonal, and should continue pricey."

Heru Setijanto, a veterinarian with the Bogor Institute of Agriculture, warned that the bird flu cases reported could be the tip of the iceberg. "Chickens die everywhere. The problem is that the deaths are not always reported," he was quoted as saying.

McDonald's Corp. (MCD.N: Quote, Profile, Research), the world's biggest restaurant company, said on Monday it reached a deal to sell its Boston Market chicken chain to private equity firm Sun Capital Partners Inc. for an undisclosed amount.