"What Would Brian Boitano Do?" is a song from the film South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut written by DVDA (Trey Parker and Matt Stone's band) in which figure skater Brian Boitano is treated as a role model for all situations (which become increasingly ludicrous in the lyrics), in parody of the saying "What Would Jesus Do?". In South ParkThe song is also a reference to the original Christmas short "The Spirit of Christmas" which was the first appearance of the characters that led to the full-fledged "South Park" (1997) series. In the short, Stan asks Cartman, "What would Brian Boitano do?" as Jesus battles Santa Claus .In the song, Boitano fights grizzly bears (in the Alps) with his fire breath, travels through time, fights an evil robot king, saves the human race (again), and builds the Great Pyramids of Egypt while beating up Kublai Khan, because he "doesn't take shit from anybody". During the middle of the song, a cartoon Brian Dennehy interrupts.A slightly modified version of the song was performed by Matt and Trey's band D.V.D.A. and featured in the official movie soundtrack. A common misconception is that this version of the song is a cover by the band GWAR. Response from BoitanoIn April 2003, Boitano answered the question in an interview. Brian Boitano skated to a slightly-modified version of the song as part of the 1999 Brian Boitano Skating Spectacular television special.

I’ve never heard the words airline food and good in the same sentence. Well except that one red-eye flight from San Francisco to Hong Kong I took in the past—midnight dim sum and chicken noodle broth, yum. Other than that one time though, let’s face it, airline food sucks. Here's some things you should know about airline food:

Everybody's talking about this PPT presentation by Doug Zongker, from the University of Washington. Doug, now a software engineer at Google, gave this talk at the humor session of the 2007 AAAS Conference in San Francisco.

San Francisco officials are giving the city’s old grease a new career - one that should mean cleaner air, cleaner sewers and Muni buses that smell like fried zucchini one day and fried chicken the next.

Mecke, Sumchai, and Chicken John for mayor. Plus: Other endorsements Great article showing exactly how You, The San Francisco Voters can insure we get a Mayor of The People, not an incumbent Mayor of The Rich and Infamous... Use !Ranked-Choice Voting Tomorrow to have Your Voice Heard on Election Day - tomorrow - Tuesday, November 6th, 2007.

"Chicken John" is running for Mayor of San Francisco and as you can imagine, it's been far from ordinary. I love the looks on the other candidate's faces as John speaks. I can only imagine what they were thinking when Zombies descended!