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Chinese government deployed half a million troops to help people affected by the worst winter weather in decades.Severe snow has hit central and eastern China, paralysing transport networks ahead of the busiest holiday season.Some areas are also experiencing food and power shortages, with deliveries of coal and other commodities
When I first started trying to lose weight, I swore off all ethnic restaurants, even my favorite, Chinese. Big mistake. I hit the all-you-can eat Chinese buffet a couple miles from my house twice in as many days and gained three pounds!You don't even want to know what happened when I lived in a city where there's Chinese food delivery.
A delivery man in Canada is recovering from injuries suffered when he was mugged by a thief who took the Chinese food he was delivering. The thief ran with the food but didn't steal any of the money the man was carrying.
"Many years I-man make Chinese jokes when I deliver food to apartment," he said, parking his Kia outside a Soho apartment building. "He say shit like 'Is that Kung-Fu with my lo mein' or 'Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs' every time I deliver. F**k that - I no deliver."
A Chinese food delivery and take-out restaurant distributed advertisement fliers that read: "Every order is delivered via rickshaw by first generation Chinese immigrants... We really should charge more for delivery, old Chinamen are getting expensive these days."