This guy was hilarious, and these are some of his best jokes, obviousely. Although my favorite joke ends with the puchline "I am not making a pastrami, cottage cheese, banana bread sandwich! That would totally ruin my reputation!".

..."I bought coffee and a cheese danish at 7-11 last week instead of Starbucks and it only cost me $2.68. Last year I bought a pair of 7 for all Mankind designer jeans for $200; this year I switched to Banana Republic jeans at less than half the price."

She entered six pies and came up first place winner in two categories: Fresh Blueberry Crumb Pie won in Fruit & Berry category and Jammin Banana Cream won in Splenda Sweetie. She also made apple pie, raspberry almond cheese pie, coconut cream pie, and peach pie using frozen peaches because fresh peaches were not in season.

Two friends publish a website trying to get people to eat, of all things, a pastrami with cottage cheese sandwich on banana bread to be eaten en-mass on March 29th. All in the name of humor and tribute.

AriesAriest eats whenever and wherever he wants. So he’s recommended a diet by the hour. Fish is good for him (but not canned fish, he should avoid them). Of dairy produce he should eat cheeses, cotton cheese, of fruits – bananas and raisins.

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