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But this is my question: What happens when Jack is sitting at your dinner table and your kid brother covertly takes out one of those laser pointer thingys and starts pointing it at the turkey, the mashed potatoes, the Christmas tree? Jack freakin’ wrecks your house, that’s what.
May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious. May your pies take the prize. May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.
Here is a cleaver approach to take to surprise your family during Thanksgiving dinner... lol
After Thanksgiving dinner, the first thing we want to do is take a good long nap. Why? According to Newsweek.com, the top four reasons are: turkey and trimmings, need to relax, soporific combo, and drinking alcohol and caffeinated drinks.