Menu
News
Quotes
Mad turkey call

Fun times over the holidays! Ate some turkey, drank some nog. Met a psycho. Merry madness! World, meet Brute. (Not his real name, not his real photo. (He would probably joust that this picture looks more like me. (But it's the rage and size of his maw that makes this the perfect match.))) Brute! Mayhap I'll have words on this character later.
Madison: a place where bowling a few frozen turkeys for charity causes enough outrage that, within 24 hours, organizers switch to tofu.
The post-Thanksgiving bargain hunt inches ever closer to madness. The newest iteration of this mass hysteria is the craze for posting leaked "Black Friday" ads and signage on the web, and hence, the possibility of self-leaks by retailers wanting to get a jump on the Turkey Day advertising circular in the local paper. It seems like both companies a
This is MADNESS
Bush and Congress will anger China with tribute to the Dalai Lama, but are gutless when it comes to standing up to Turkey over the Armenian genocide resolution. So the president is willing to anger China and members of Congress jostle each other to get a photo-op with the Dalai Lama, but they don't want to make Turkey mad over historical facts.