For non Lama-watchers, it may come as a surprise that His Holiness isn’t vegetarian, as many Buddhists are. Turns out he’s a big meat-lover. As the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports, at a recent luncheon the Dalai Lama “chowed down” on a locally raised veal roast He “lapped up” everything else as well, including three chocolate desserts.

Penguins could be the Sunday roast of choice if a plan to use the world penguin surplus goes ahead, Goliath Food Chiefs announced yesterday. Penguins, long considered to be inedible by even the most hardiest of sailors, have recently been discovered to taste a lot like veal, if cooked for long enough...