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At lunchtime most Fridays, the line of customers craving the savory, spicy roasted chicken of El Pollo Rico in Wheaton winds outside the door and spills onto the sidewalk. Yesterday, there were only a few people milling about the shopping center that houses the now closed restaurant.
>....Chestnut was shot early Monday morning in the drive-thru line of the Arby's Roast Beef Restaurant in Metairie when he allegedly tried to carjack a Kenner woman and her son. The 17-year-old boy managed to wrestle a gun away from Chestnut during the struggle and shot him, police said.....>>
Instead of the normal Apple propaganda such as "informational" and "revolutionary," this time they borrowed a line from the Ronco Showtime Rotisserie: "Just set it and forget it!" But they changed it to "Set it, then forget it." Since Apple is the FOREFRONT of technology use a catchphrase from an oven meant to roast chicken in its entirety.
With the recent debut and success of Paris the Heiress' fashion line, Jailbait Couture, Paris and her Midas touch have struck gold once again with a workout series sure to get your heart rate racing. We at HotRoast have obtained exclusive footage from the fitness princess-to-be's first workout DVD entitled "Pump It UP for the POKEY".
A new range of "bigoted baked beans" released by Heinz Australia have been roasted by ethnic groups as being racist. Flavours include Indian Snatcher, Mexican Jackal and Moroccan Rogue. The can labels depict the bent beans in criminal line-ups.