Wouldn't it be fun to draw a whole bunch of cartoons using your non-dominant hand? Yes? That's exactly what we thought. Besides, everyone knows that natural southpaws make the best alfredo pasta, investment decisions, and webcomics. Well, we can do that too! Despite our shared predilection to using the contrary appendage!

As fun as it would be to see Pee Wee Herman take on "Pushing Daisies" on ABC, it apparently isn't going to happen ... for now. The Pie Maker Web site is reporting that Paul Reubens will not take on the role of Alfredo Aldarisio in the series, a role that instead will go to Raul Esparza. The actor is best known for his work on stage.

Alfredo Ramos, 22, an illegal alien driving drunk, rear-ended teenagers and best friends Allison Kuhnhardt and Tessa Tranchant, killing them. He was convicted in February on DUI charges from a precious arrest.

Pizza (pronounced /ˈpiːtsə/ listen , in Italian: ) (also occasionally called "pizza pie" in certain parts of the United States) is the name of an oven-baked, flat, usually round bread covered with tomato purée and often mozzarella cheese, with other toppings left optional. While originating as a part of Neapolitan cuisine, the dish has become popular in many different parts of the world. A shop or restaurant where pizzas are made and sold is called a "pizzeria" (from Italian) although the phrase "pizza parlor" is also used in the United States and Canada.Various toppings may be added, most typically:sauce, traditionally tomato-based but pesto, alfredo, barbecue sauce, and occasionally even ketchup are also used;cheese, usually mozzarella but also provolone or a blend of other cheeses;herbs and seasonings such as basil, oregano, and garlic;vegetables such as artichoke hearts, bell peppers, eggplant, olives, onions, and spinach;meat, such as sausage (pepperoni, salami or Italian sausage), ham, bacon, ground beef, and chicken, or seafood such as anchovies, tuna, and shrimp;Other common toppings include mushrooms, tomatoes, and pineapple.In some pizza recipes the tomato sauce is omitted (termed "white pizza"), or replaced with another sauce (usually garlic butter, but sauces can also be made with spinach or onions). In the Philadelphia area there are also tomato pies — sauce only, or sauce with ripe Roma tomatoes and spices but no cheese — and upside-down pizzas, i.e., the cheese on the bottom and topped with sauce. Pizza is normally eaten hot (typically at lunch or dinner), but is sometimes eaten as cold leftovers.