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Before you digg this down, it's written by a LIBERAL. Quote: "The American left has turned into a skittish, hysterical old lady, one who defiantly insists on living in the past, is easily mesmerized by half-baked pseudo-intellectual nonsense, and quick to run from anything like real conflict or responsibility."


Hitchens, author of "God is not Great", lays the smack down on Hedges, a Pulitzer prize winning journalist. Money quote from Hitchens: "A perfect picture [gesturing towards Chris Hedges] has been given to you of the cretinous relationship between sloppy moral relativism, half-baked religious absolutism, and the journalism that lies in between."


Once again an incomplete study is quoted as if it is a complete study. Half baked research can only create incomplete theories that lead to inconclusive results. Worth a read if only to keep it in mind for rebuttal.


Baked half quote


Half Baked is a 1998 comedy film starring Dave Chappelle, Jim Breuer, Harland Williams and Guillermo Díaz. The movie was directed by Tamra Davis, and co-written by star Dave Chappelle and Neal Brennan (Brennan was later a writer on Chappelle's Comedy Central show Chappelle's Show). Cameo appearances include Steven Wright, Tommy Chong, Janeane Garofalo, Willie Nelson, Tracy Morgan, Snoop Dogg, Jon Stewart, Stephen Baldwin and Bob Saget. Jerry Garcia was portrayed by actor David Bluestein, as Garcia had died 3 years before the film's release.The film became a cult classic, heralded by many as Dave Chappelle's first comic breakthrough. Chappelle's quote from the film ("I wanna talk to Samson!") has created a popular slang term for smoking marijuana with the term being used on J Dilla's track 'Crushin' (Yeeeeah!). Half Baked hit U.S. theaters on January 16, 1998, grossing $7,722,540 in its opening weekend (#6; #1 at that weekend was Titanic), and grossed in total over $17,000,000. Given the movie's $8,000,000 budget, it can be considered a commercial success as well as a cult favorite. PlotThurgood (Chappelle) and his friends Brian (Breuer) and Scarface (Diaz) are forced into selling medical marijuana stolen from the lab where Thurgood works as a "custodian" (janitor) in order to bail their friend Kenny (Williams) out of jail, after he accidentally killed a diabetic police horse by feeding it junk food. Their business, named Mr. Nice Guy in honor of their good-natured incarcerated friend, becomes immensely popular, even attracting famous clientele. However, Thurgood's personal life is ruined once his adamantly anti-drug girlfriend, ironically named Mary Jane (Rachel True), discovers that he works for Mr. Nice Guy. Soon, all of their lives are in danger once Sampson Simpson, a local drug dealer, learns that Mr. Nice Guy is costing him business, including his former client rapper Sir Smoka Lot. He threatens to kill them. Brian buys a pouch that is supposed to contain the ashes of Jerry Garcia.However, Thurgood tells police about a meeting he has with Sampson Simpson after they arrest him for stealing marijuana from the laboratory. The police agree to drop the charges if Thurgood wears a wire, that way they can get the proof they need to arrest the druglord. During the interview Simpson discovers that Thurgood is wearing a wire and is about to kill them when Brian throws the pouch he bought earlier on the ground. Jerry Garcia comes out and hits Simpson with a guitar, knocking him out, and police rush in and recover all of the drugs, and arrest Simpson after he wakes up. Thurgood, Brian, and Scarface's business profits increase after they have several purchases, and they are able to pay Kenny's bail. Thurgood gives up smoking and is able to win back Mary Jane. TriviaOn Inside the Actors Studio in 2006, Chappelle lamented that his original Half Baked script was actually much better than the film turned out to be, specifically that he had intended for the film to be more adult-oriented.The movie makes a joke out of the double meaning of the term pearl necklace, when Thurgood comes home to find his friends have spent some of the drug money, and Brian says, "What about that pearl necklace you said you gave to Mary Jane?" and Thurgood replies, "Obviously you missed the point of that story."Much of the movie was shot in Toronto, Ontario. Some shooting locations included the R. C. Harris Water Treatment Plant and Yonge Street.This film is number 81 on Bravo's "100 Funniest Movies".Despite the movie's positive success at the American Box-Office, Half Baked was never shown in Australian cinemas, most likely because of the movie's indiscreet drug topic. The film however did make it to video, and then eventually to television.Jon Stewart's role as the enhancement smoker predated his success on The Daily Show.The soap gag is parodied in the television series The Boondocks.When Kenny goes to prison, the inmates chant "fish," parodying the scene in The Shawshank Redemption when Andy Dufresne first gets to prison.During the robbery scene, Scarface wears black clothing and paints his face in a fashion similar to that of the characters in the film Dead Presidents.When Brian is fired from his job, he "flips out" and asks "Who's comin' with me?" just as Tom Cruise does in the movie Jerry Maguire.Thurgood makes a comment to a scientist at his place of employment that his "grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments." A reference to the infamous Tuskegee Study of Untreated Syphilis in the Negro Male where hundreds of poor black men were denied treatment of syphilis to study the effects of the disease.Chappelle parodied a scene from the movie on his own Chappelle's Show. The episode spoofs clips from several fictional movies by showing what would really happen in real life. The scene from the movie featured on the show is when Thurgood, Brian, and Scarface all find out that Kenny just got arrested and Thurgood mentions that they can steal medical marijuana from the lab that he works at to sell for Kenny's bail money. However, unlike in the movie—where the guys truly care about their friend Kenny and want to get him out of jail—Scarface says "Yo, Fuck Kenny, B!" and everybody then all laughs. The characters then suggest that Thurgood should steal some of the marijuana after all, albeit not to sell for Kenny's bail money but to smoke it themselves.In an alternate ending available on the "Fully Baked Edition" DVD release as a deleted scene, it is revealed that after Kenny returns home from jail, all of the roommates sit down to smoke from "Billy Bong Thorton", an act that was thwarted earlier in the movie ("No Scarface. No 'Billy Bong Thornton' without Kenny, that would not be right, man. Use 'Wesley Pipes'! Yeah.") due to Kenny still being in jail. This scene also implies that it is Thurgood's last time smoking. The next scene is an extended version of the theatrical ending, in which Thurgood meets Mary Jane on the bridge, and after a short talk with his "joint" he throws it over the side of the bridge, then walks off with Mary Jane. In this version, he has a longer talk with his "joint", throws it off the side of the bridge, and slowly walks away with Mary Jane until they almost disappear on the horizon, but then Thurgood comes running back yelling, "Hold on weed, I'm coming!" as he hops over the side of the bridge at the spot where he threw the joint over.In the same deleted scene "alternate ending" available on the "Fully Baked Edition" DVD, it is also revealed that Jan may not really be "a big dyke" as she is caught on the couch with Steven Wright's the "guy on the couch" character, when Kenny and the roommates return home from bailing Kenny out of jail.The "Fully Baked Edition" DVD includes a segment called "Five Minutes With The Guy On The Couch". The five minute clip depicts a stationary camera filming a man who resembles Steven Wright, as he sleeps on the couch. As clouds of smoke waft in and out of the scene, he turns over several times, farts, scratches his head, removes his socks, and at the end of the scene, he rolls over and falls off of the couch. This feature is reminiscent of the old videos in which a stationary camera films a burning log in a fireplace, which is intended for people who do not have a fireplace, to put on their television sets, giving the impression that there is a fireplace in the room.

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